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This is a transcript for the episode "A Knight to Remember".
| Chance Happening | It's Sunday, Julaugust eleventeenth. I'm Chance Happening. | ||
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| (Buzz puts on an American football helmet) | |||
| Buzz Newsworthy | I'm Buzz Newsworthy. This is the extra day added to the Peaceville calendar every four years when the Bonkerton Comet appears in our sky. | ||
| (A photograph of Professor Bonkerton with a telescope is shown) | |||
| Chance | - | (An image is shown with various odd occurrences happening to citizens of Peaceville) | |
| Mayor Mellow | You order a sandwich with no pickles... BAM! Maybe the sandwich shows up with pickles on! Maybe you walk into a closet... And BAM! Tigers wash the pickles! | ||
| Chance | So try to remain indoors and- | ||
| (A pink flash engulfs the screen) | |||
| Chance | Buzz? You're wearing a baby's bonnet! | ||
| Buzz | Ha! It was a helmet when I put it on. | ||
| Buzz/Chance | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ho! | ||
| Buzz | Good luck, everyone. | ||
| (The TV switches off and the scene transitions to the garage) | |||
| Laney Penn | Meh. Bonkerton Comet. Just because crazy stuff usually happens, doesn't mean it will this time. | ||
| Kin Kujira | Guys! How's this for crazy?! | ||
| (Kin looks around confused and checks a script he has) | |||
| Kin | Hm. Sorry, that was Corey's line. | ||
| (Corey bursts into the garage) | |||
| Corey Riffin | Guys! How's this for crazy?! I got us a gig to play for a princess! | ||
| Kon Kujira | A princess?! I call comet on that! | ||
| Corey | Good call, Kon. The first comet flash hasn't happened yet. Who knows what it will do? | ||
| (Grojband stares at the Bonkerton Comet in the sky as the scene transitions to Trina's room) | |||
| Trina Riffin | Today we giddily discuss Nick Mallory's hair and jacket. | ||
| (Trina points at Nick Mallory's hair and jacket on a photo of him with a laser pointer) | |||
| Trina | Then we shop for purses! I will buy a new one. You will buy my old one. Second hand! | ||
| Mina Beff | But it's Comet Day and we always do what I want on Comet Day! | ||
| Trina | PROVE IT! | ||
| Mina | Uhh, what?... | ||
| Corey | Here comes the first comet flash! Let's see what it does. | ||
| (The comet flashes pink, making Trina change into a troll costume and Mina into a princess costume) | |||
| Mina | We're going to play make-believe! I am a princess. You are my disgusting troll servant, Gucky. | ||
| Trina | Uber totes, Mina! Obedience is life! | ||
| Mina | That's more like it. I have already hired my royal minstrels. | ||
| (The scene transitions to the garage where Laney is reading the invitation scroll) | |||
| Laney | We're minstrels for a fake princess? | ||
| Corey | Not fake, Lanes. Just pretend! Haven't you ever heard of LARPing? | ||
| Kin | We have! LARP is Live Action Role Playing! | ||
| Kon | It's like Halloween, but with costumes and pretending to be things! No candy, though. | ||
| Kin | Unless you're a candy wizard. | ||
| (Kin and Kon fistbump) | |||
| Corey | Next stop: the kingdom of Sword and Sheild! | ||
| (Candy Wizards Have All The Fun) |