Dreamreaver Part 1/Transcript

"Core! We need lyrics now!"

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This is a transcript for the episode "Dreamreaver Part 1".

• (The episode starts with Kin and Kon playing paddle ball.)
• Kin/Kon: (growl)
• (Kon wiggles his fingers and holds up a paddling bat.)
• Kin: Ooh! (Holds up paddling bat.)
• Laney: Ooh! (Holds up ball.)
• Kon: Huh? Grr!
• (Laney throws the ball at the table. Kin grabs it. He throws the ball up in the air and does a spin and hits the ball. Kon hits it back.)
• Kon: Yaaaaaaaah!
• Kin: Hiiiiiiiyah!
• (Laney looks at Kin and Kon hitting the ball.)
• Kin: (speaks Japenese)
• (The ball hits Kon and Kon hits the fridge. Corey lands on the floor.)
• Corey: I will avenge you, my friend!
• (Corey and Kin start glaring at each other and doing battle cries.)
• Laney: HURRY UP ALREADY!!
• (Corey's paddle bat starts glowing blue. Corey does a battle cry and hits the ball. The ball disappears.)
• Kin/Kon/Laney: Ooh!
• (The ball reappears again and leaves a hole on Kin's paddle bat. It breaks.)
• Kin: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
• Laney: So, my turn to play the winner.
• (The ball hits all over the place. The ball flies in Kon's mouth. Kon spits it out and it hits on the computer.)
• 3D Dave: 3D Dave here from 3D Dave's! Peaceville's most mentally stable home electronic store! Where prices may seem crazy at first, but actually resulted a monist profit while still offering bargins. The bargineers lining up for anniversary sale and needs something to watch! While thwy stare at ny store window! So, send me a home movie! Faceband mash-ups! Even music videos! And I'll put it my window! And perfectly safe!
• Corey: Guys, people may be dozens are going to pass that window tomorrow. And they're gonna peep Grojband's first music video!
• Laney: And which of our lyric list songs do we want to make a video of?
• Corey: One we don't have yet. It's never stopped us before.
• Laney: True, but it's almost stopped us everytime before.
• Corey: Good one, bro!
• Kin: We can do this. Just look at how suit our ping-pong montage was.
• Kon: Yeah, too bad no one caught it on camera.
• Corey: Visualizing Grojband's music. It'll be a dream come true!
• Trina: Visualized? It's bad enough you could be here alive! Grr! I'm the one who's suppsoed to be visualizing things.
• Mina: (gasps) You're reading the hint? The self-awesomizing health book that teaches you how to make your dreams into real life through visualization?
• Trina/Mina: Get into your dreams and when you wake, they'll all be real for goodness sake! (squeal and giggle)
• Trina: Mina! Bedtime, now!
• (Mina puts slippers on Trina's feet.)
• Trina: It says that if I use the power of posive hanting, by visualizing Corey's super failiure, into recover reality!
• Mina: Sweet dreams, Trina.
• (Mina turns off lamp.)
• Corey: So, according to my research, one-third of all music videos are about to bling. Another third's about how tough you are. And the last third's all about the booty. Alright, gang. Show me the money.
• (Laney, Kon, and Kin bring out some stuff. The numbers on screen shows 0.5.)
• Kon: Ooh! Gum! (Sucks a gumball in his mouth. The 0.5 is now shown 0.0.)
• Corey: So, no bling then? Who's tough?
• (Kin and Kon are wearing rapper clothes.)
• Corey: (sighs) I guess we go with the booty.
• Laney: No happenin'. This booty ain't built for shaking.
• Kin: The key with "booty" is to make it go "pow". Watch and learn.
• Kin/Kon (On radio): Booty, booty, pow! Booty pow, pow! Pow, pow, booty pow! Booty, booty, pow, pow!
• Corey: WHOA! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, I have, like, 0 preparations for that jelly.
• Kin: But, it was bootylicious, right?
• Corey: Don't worry, guys. We got all day to come up with an awesome video idea. It's not like magical forces are working against us.
• (Trina is seen sleeping.)
• Trina: Crush Corey...crush Corey...
• Corey: And even if they were, it wouldn't matter.