Dreamreaver Part 1/Transcript

This is a transcript for the episode "Dreamreaver Part 1".

	(The episode starts with Kin and Kon playing paddle ball)
Kin/Kon	Grrr!
	(Kon wiggles his fingers and holds up a paddling bat)
Kin	Ooh!
	(Kin holds up a paddling bat)
Laney	Ooh!
	(Laney holds up a ball)
Kon	Huh? Grr!
	(Laney throws the ball at the table)
	(Kin grabs the ball, throws it up in the air, and does a spin to hit the ball towards Kon)
Kon	Yaaaaaaaah!
	(Kon returns the ball to Kin)
Kin	Hiiiiiiiyah!
	(Kin hits the ball back at Kon)
	(Laney watches Kin and Kon hitting the ball)
Kin	Unstoppable Thunder Backhand!
	(Kin hits the ball with great force and it knocks Kon into the fridge door)
	(Corey lands on the floor and picks up the ball)
Corey	I will avenge you, my friend!
	(Corey and Kin start glaring at and taunting each other)
Laney	HURRY UP ALREADY!
	(Corey's paddle bat starts glowing blue and he jumps into the air)
Corey	AH!
	(Corey hits the ball and it disappears)
Kin/Kon/Laney	Ooh!
	(The ball reappears, bounces on the table, and breaks a hole on Kin's paddle bat, which then falls apart)
Kin	Wha? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Laney	So, my turn to play the winner.
	(The ball ricochets into Kon's mouth before he spits it out at Corey's paddle, which it bounces off of, hitting the computer's power button)
3D Dave	3D Dave here from 3D Dave's! Peaceville's most mentally stable home electronics store! Where prices may seem crazy at first, but actually result in a modest profit while still offering bargains. The bargaineers lining up for my anniversary sale need something to watch! While they stare at my store window! So, send me your home movies, faceplant mash-ups, even music videos, and I'll put 'em in my window! It's perfectly sane!
Corey	Guys! People, maybe dozens are going to pass that window tomorrow. And they're gonna peep Grojband's first music video!
Laney	And which of our lyricless songs do we want to make a video of?
Corey	One we don't have yet. It's never stopped us before.
Laney	True, but it's almost stopped us every time before.
Corey	Good one, bro!
	(Corey playfully punches Laney)
Kin	We can do this. Just look at how sweet our ping-pong montage was.
Kon	Yeah, too bad no one caught that on camera.
	(The band stares at the camera)
Corey	Visualizing Grojband's music. It'll be a dream come true!
Trina	Visualized? It's bad enough you can be hear-ilized.
	(Trina enters her room and slams the door)
	(Trina picks up a book and sits on her bed)
Trina	Grr! I'm the one who's supposed to be visualising things.
Mina	(gasp) You're reading The Hint? The self-awesomising health book that teaches you how to make your dreams into real life through visualisation?
Mina/Trina	Hint in your dreams and when you wake, they'll all be real for goodness sake! (squeal and giggle)
Trina	Mina! Naptime! Now!
	(Mina puts slippers on Trina's feet)
Trina	It says that if I use the power of positive hinting, by visualising Corey's super failure, it could become a reality!
Mina	Sweet dreams, Trina.
	(Mina turns off lamp)
Corey	So, according to my research, one-third of all music videos are about to bling. Another third's about how tough you are. And the last third's all about the booty. Alright, gang. Show me the money.
	(Laney, Kon, and Kin bring out some stuff and a counter on-screen shows 0.5)
Kon	Ooh! Gum!
	(Kon sucks a gumball in his mouth and the counter changes to 0.0)
Corey	So, no bling then? Who's tough?
	(Kin and Kon are shown with rapper clothes; Kin shows his golden teeth and Kon blows a gum bubble which pops in his face)
Corey	(sighs) I guess we go with the booty.
Laney	No happenin'. This booty ain't built for shakin'.
Kin	The key with booty is to make it go "pow". Watch and learn.
	(Kin and Kon dance to themselves over the radio)
Kin/Kon (on the radio)	Booty, booty, booty pow! Booty pow, pow! Pow, pow, booty pow! Booty, booty, pow, pow!
Corey	WHOA! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, I had like, zero preparation for that jelly.
Kin	But, it was bootylicious, right?
Corey	Don't worry, guys. We got all day to come up with an awesome video idea. It's not like magical forces are working against us.
	(Trina is seen sleeping while holding The Hint)
Trina	Crush Corey...crush Corey...
Corey	And even if they were, it wouldn't matter!
	(Static appears on the screen and the scene transitions to the news)
Chance Happening	I'm Chance Happening. This just in. In spit-take inducing news, 3D Dave's window has been mysteriously boarded up with boards! And nobody can see through.
	(Grojband are crowded around the computer with shocked expressions)
Chance	We go live to Buzz Newsworthy.
Buzz Newsworthy	Yes Chance, the window is indeed covered with an impossibly dense layer of wood. How out of business does this put you?
	(Buzz puts his microphone in 3D Dave's face)
3D Dave	Umm. Not much at all, really.
Buzz	Rivetting! And there you have it, folks.
Corey	That window is totally peek-proof! No one will ever see that video we haven't made yet.
Trina	Ultra mega yes! It worked! I totally hinted that into happening. I made Corey fail with my mind!
Mina	Haha... Yep. You sure did, Trina! Ha...
	(Mina does a thumbs-up, revealing that her thumb is wrapped in a bandage)
	(A flashback shows Mina in Trina's bedroom while she's asleep)
Trina	Crush Corey... Crush Corey...
	(Mina races out of the room and begins hammering boards onto 3D Dave's store window)
Mina	Trina's going to be uber happy when she thinks she did this by hinting! Nothing can ruin this moment!
	(Mina accidentally hits her thumb with the hammer)
Mina	AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
	(The flashback ends)
Trina	I am so mastering this visualisation biz! Time to hint for some Nick Mallory crushables!
	(Trina grabs Mins's thumb and squeezes, making Mina wince in pain)
	(The scene cuts back to Grojband)
Corey	We need to do a video so amazing... THAT IT CAN'T BE STOPPED BY A BUNCH OF BOARDS ON A WINDOW!!!
	(Corey points at the computer as a news flash occurs)
Buzz	This just in. Turns out that the boards kind of come right off.
	(3D Dave removes one of the boards from his store window)
3D Dave	Told ya.
Corey	Guys! We are gonna make the biggest, craaaaaziest video anyone has ever seen! And it's gonna have everything we ever wanted!
Kin	Like lasers!
Kon	And 'splosions!
Corey	And dirtbikes!
	(Corey is revealed to now be sitting on a dirtbike)
Laney	And a giant, gold tiger! 'Cause now I'm into this.
Corey	Let's do it! Grojband powers, rocktivate!
	(Grojband make the horns symbol and put their hands in the air)
Laney	Uhh, guys? We don't actually have any powers.
	(Everyone gets sad and lowers their hands)
Corey	Buuut, we will in our video!
Corey/Laney/Kin/Kon	Grojband powers, rocktivate!
	(Grojband once again make the horns symbol and put their hands in the air)
	(KA BOOM!)
	(In their music video, Kon drums on a spinning drum set on top of a volcano, Kin flies up on a rocket keyboard he is playing, Corey rides a dirtbike while playing guitar, Laney rides a gold tiger while playing bass, the dirtbike and gold tiger crash and explode in mid-air, Corey and Laney both play together in the air, and then the volcano erupts as flames engulf the screen)
	(Grojband are looking confused around the computer)
Corey	Hmm. Am I the only one who was really confused by that video?
Kin	Nope. I think we all just did what we thought was awesome.
Kon	Four kinds of awesome looks weird.
Laney	Yeah. And now we need lyrics that go with a golden-tiger-laser-dirtbike-surfing-drum-spinning-volcano-'sploding-extravaganza video, Core.
Trina (off-screen)	No, Mina! In my hinting dreams, Nick had sheep for feet, not cows!
Corey	Too bad we can't get this video into Trina's dreams. She'd diary up some twisted lyrics for sure.
Kin	I hope this doesn't make me too creepy, but I can make that happen.
	(Kin holds up an electrified object with a creepy smile)
	(Creepy Kid Transition)
Trina	Oh, Nick. So perfect! Your eyes, your teeth.
	(Trina traces Nick Mallory's eyes and teeth on a photo of him in her room)
Trina	The way your teeth match your eyes! I've been dream-hinting for Nick five-ever.
Mina	"Five-ever?"
Trina	Longer than four-ever! But, I always wake up before the best part.
Mina	Well, uhh, maybe don't hint for a wedding on The Moon. Try something smaller, like something a BFF could actually make happen.
Trina	No! I want Moon weddings! Grrr! Oh, Nick. My sweet, sweet Nick. I bet that adorable little jacket would be totally nice to sleep in! (gasp) Maybe I'll try dream-hinting for that.
Mina	Oh great. First vandalism and now theft. Huhuhu...
	(Mina exits Trina's room, leaving the door open)
	(Corey pokes his head into Trina's room)
Trina	YOU DARE ENTER MY REALM?! LEAVE!
	(Corey is knocked out of Trina's room by her shouting)
Corey	Hey, if you don't wanna try Kin's special dream-come-true machine, that's cool. Whatever.
Trina	As much as I want my dreams to be ultra-powerful, why should I trust you-
	(Trina get electric shocked by Kin and collapses)
Kin	You got her to consent, right?
	(The scene transitions to the garage where Trina is being forced to watch Grojband's music video with a bucket on her head)
Kin	She's been watching our video on a loop for nine hours.
	(Trina is seen drooling as she stares at the screen)
Kin	The confusion centre of her brain is lit up. Another few seconds and her mind will be bent!
	(A radiograph shows Trina's head before her brain shatters)
Kin (off-screen)	Bingo! Bent.
Corey	Cool! We'll wake up "ol' sleepyhead" and she'll write about her crazy dreams and we're good to go!
	(Corey turns off the video and Trina continues to drool and stare as Corey waves his hand in her face)
Corey	Hellooooo? Trina!
Laney	Wake up!
	(Kon knocks on the bucket on her head)
Kon	Knock knock. Anybody home?
Corey	KIN! What's going on?!
Kin	It's a nightmare. A big one.
	(Kin closes his laptop and tries to wake Trina by poking her eye and shaking her head)
Kin	Her senses have completely shut off. No megaphone, bucket of water, or screaming monkey can wake her up.
	(Corey, Kon, and Laney are shown holding a megaphone, screaming monkey, and a bucket of water respectively, all of which they throw away)
Corey	We'll never get our lyrics now! And I feel kinda bad that I broke Trina's brain. Am I going soft?
Kin	There's only one thing we can do!
Laney	Get her to a doctor?
Kin/Kon	Connect our minds using science helmets and enter her dream!
Corey	Phew! Glad there's a simple, logical solution.
	(Helmets To The Rescue)
	(Grojband wears various helmets and a colander connected by tubes)
Laney	So what makes these helmets science?
Kin	Well, the helmets are regular. The science is really in the tubes.
	(A compartment on Kin's helmet opens and an electrified object latches onto Trina's bucket, electrifying it and the helmets)
Corey/Kon/Laney/Kin	AAAAAAHHHHH!!! EEEEEEEEEE!!!
	(Grojband is electrified before collapsing)
	(The scene transitions to Trina's dream world)
Laney	Huh. Dead and lifeless. Looks like the inside of Trina's head to me.
Corey	Solid burn Lanes. But this is totally Wierdsville! Or at least Strangeborough.
Kon	Is that a mall?
	(Floating shopping trolleys surround a ruined Peaceville Mall)
Corey	Well, a mall is probably the best place to find Trina.
Kin	And it's a good place to get mum a souvenir spoon.
Kon	Yeah! A crazy spoon, 'cause it'll be all dreamy-ish. Like made out of sounds! Or maybe the spoons... are forks!
Kin/Kon	Ahahaha!
Laney	I should really reconsider who I'm friends with.
	(Grojband walks past the mall and Nick Mallory comes out of it)
Laney	No surprise that Nick is in Trina's dream.
	(Three shirtless fireman Nick Mallorys run past holding a fire hose and hydrant)
Fireman Nick Mallorys	Huphuphuphuphuphuphuphuphuphuphuphuphuphup!
Kon	What the-
	(A Nick Mallory woman walks with a Nick Mallory baby in her stroller)
Corey	Nick must be everyone here!
	(The stroller stops moving and the baby spits out his pacifier and points at Grojband)
Nick Mallory Baby	(gasp) The band!
Dream Nicks	The band!
Nick Mallory Baby	The Nicks should for sure get them!
	(The baby is shot out of the stroller and punches Kon in the mouth)
Kon	(gasp) Baby cannons?!
	(The baby farts on Kon)
Kon	Is this my nightmare?!
Dream Nicks	Many Nicks! Get the band! Get the band!
Corey	What's happening here? Why is this a wasteland? Why is everyone Nick? Why are they shooting babies at us?! Why?! Why?! WHY?!
	(Corey looks at the ground which has paw prints and a bike track)
Corey	Golden tiger and dirtbike tracks!
	(Kon, Kin, and Laney are sitting in movie theatre seats and Kon is eating popcorn)
Kin	What a cliffhanger!
Corey	Cliffhanger indeed. Thanks for coming out everyone.
	(The episode ends and "TO BE CONTINUED..." is written)
Laney	Continued? You mean we're stuck in Trina's head for another episode?