Entry 4987: My Secret Fear and Junk
Season 1
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Singer(s): G'ORB/Carrie Beff
Episode: Space Jammin'
Song guide

Entry 4987: My Secret Fear and Junk also known as "Dear Diary" and "Orb Man Song" is a song sung by The Newmans while possessed by The Orb Experience in the episode "Space Jammin'". This was read directly out of Trina's Diary.

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

G'ORB/Carrie: Dear diary,
I'm the prettiest ever,
but even the prettiest have ugly secrets.
Let me open my heart to you
and admit my secret fear and junk.
I'm scared Nick will like Mina
more than me
and without him to bandage my bleeding heart,
I'll be alone forever and stuff.
Thanks for listening diary.
XOXO hugs.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • This song was sung by The Newmans while they were possessed by The Orb Experience, making it a crossover song sung by both of their bands.
    • This is the first song sung by The Newmans, that was a crossover song with another band. The other one is 1 + 1 = 2, which was a crossover song that they sang along with Grojband.
  • The title of this song is also known as "Dear Diary" and "Orb Man Song."
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