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I Wish Away My Wishes
Season 1, Song 9
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Singer(s): Corey, Kon, and Laney
Episode: Wish Upon a Jug
Song guide
"My Secret is Out"
"Please Come Back"

I Wish Away My Wishes is a song that was sung by Grojband in the episode Wish Upon a Jug.


Corey: Yee-haw!
Corey/Laney: Oh, I wish I had a nickel, for every wish I made.
When I was feeling fickle, my heart was getting swayed,
but one wish led to two wish and two wish led to more
and that big old pile of wishes left me battered, bruised, and sore.
Corey: Cuz everything that's happened,
Corey/Kon/Laney: Made a big old mess of me.
Corey: So I wish away my wishes,
Corey/Kon/Laney: Undo, reset, Ctrl Z
Corey: Oh you made a million wishes and knocked me down to size,
Kon: Eyup.
Corey: And I made a million more and knocked you to the sky.
Kon: Doudoudou
Corey/Laney: You can have your cool boyfriend, It's the least that I can do.
Just let me play my music, for all my friends but you.
Kon: Hey!
Corey: Cuz everything that's happened,
Corey/Kon/Laney: Made a big old mess of me.
Corey: So I wish away my wishes,
Corey/Kon/Laney: Undo, reset, Ctrl Z
Corey (Speaking): Jug solo everybody!
(Jug Solo)


  • Kin did not sing in this song for some reason.
  • This is the first song where Kon used his basso singing voice.
  • This is the only song that uses jugs as a wind instrument. They are used percussively in Stuck On The Island.
  • This is one of only two songs that uses a banjo, the washtub bass, and the washboard instruments, the other being I Must Be Losing My Mind.
  • Corey wishes everything Trina wished in this song: getting himself cleaned, getting rid of his restless leg syndrome, and shrinking the Newmans to their original size.
  • One of the lyrics in this song is "Undo, Reset, Ctrl Z." This is a reference to how on the Qwerty keyboard, pressing Ctrl + Z is the action for undoing something.



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