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This is the script from the episode Line of Credit.

COREY: SIS, YOU'RE TALKING TO A NEW, TOUGH GROJBAND AND THIS IS OUR TURF. (SNAPS FINGERS) SO... RECOGNIZE. (Corey and Trina glared for a bit Then the eyes on puppet Nick fell off) COREY: NICK BLINKED! THAT COUNTS AS RECOGNIZING! TRINA: PFFFT! WHATEVER. THIS ISN'T OVER! (DIALING PHONE) SO, ENTOURAGE-BAND WANTS TO BE TOUGH. WELL, TOUGH GUYS GET RATTED OUT. MINA: TO WHO? TRINA: DUH! LIKE SOME TV SHOW OR SOMETHING. (PHONE RINGS) (BANGING ON DOOR) BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: A SNEAKY RAT - YOUR SISTER - TOLD ME THAT THE TOUGHEST TROUBLEMAKERS IN TOWN ARE IN THIS... WHAT IS THIS, A SHED? COREY: IT'S A GARAGE. BUZZ: A GARAGE? PERFECT! BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO DO SOME ROUTINE MAINTENANCE ON YOUR YOUNG LIVES. WE'VE HEARD YOU KIDS NEED TO BE SCARED PROPER. LANEY: TRINA RATTED US OUT? BUT WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING! COREY: YEAH, BUT WE'VE ALREADY SCORED A TON OF HARDCORE CRED - ON TV! BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: AND THE MAYOR HAS GIVEN ME SPECIAL AUTHORITY TO LOCK YOU KIDS UP! HE'S A BIG FAN OF THE SHOW. ALL: (GASP) COREY: UH, THAT WASN'T A SCARED GASP. OUR BREATHING IS JUST FULL OF ATTITUDE. WE CAN HANDLE ANY CAGE - DARK! WET! DRAFTY! FULL OF SNAKES! MAYBE HAUNTED! BUT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING TOUGH. WE WANT TO GO STRAIGHT AND HELP SOME KIDS SO THEY DON'T TURN OUT LIKE US. AND TO PROVE WE'VE CLEANED UP OUR ACT, WE'RE GONNA VISIT THE KIDS AT PLAY PENN MAX SECURITY DAYCARE. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER MISS OBEDIENCE HERE. THE NICE ONE - NOT THE ONE WHO STOLE MY CAR. KON: PLAY PENN IS DANGEROUS! THOSE KIDS DON'T EVEN NAP! LANEY: YEAH. THEY'RE ACTUALLY BAD. WE'RE NOT. KIN: I GET DIZZY JUST FROM WEARING MY HAT SIDEWAYS. COME ON, GUYS, IF I THOUGHT WE COULDN'T HAND IT, WOULD I SAY, "GROJBAND IS GOING TO PLAY PENN"? WE'LL SHOW 'EM WHAT BAD IS, THEN TELL 'EM NOT TO BE IT! COREY: (GROWLS) KIN: WHOA... OOF! MINA: WOW! THREE MALLS? ONE FOR NICK AND ME TO GO TO, ONE FOR ME TO GO TO MYSELF - FOR TRINA TIME - AND ONE FOR EVERYONE ELSE. BUT THAT ONE BURNED DOWN. IS THAT A COLISEUM? NICK'S GOTTA FIGHT TIGERS SHIRTLESS SOMEWHERE. UM, THIS IS PRETTY BIG. AND STEEL! YOU WANT NICK TO FIGHT IN AN UN-REINFORCED TIGERDROME? ALSO, LEARN TO WELD. ♪ Tiger paw transition ♪ (SHUTTER SNAPS) WHOA! (SHUTTER SNAPS) (BUZZER BLARES) (WHEEL SQUEAKS) (PUNCHING THUDS) (NEEDLE WHIRS) (LIFTING GRUNTS) COREY: OKAY, THIS IS A LITTLE MORE INTIMIDATING THAN I EXPECTED. WHO'S THE KID WITH THE EYE PATCH? BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: THAT'S TWO JUNIOR. HIS DAD'S NAME IS JUNIOR AND HE WAS NAMED AFTER HIM. GET IT? TRY NOT TO LOOK AT HIS PATCH. KON: AW! CHECK OUT THE CUTIE WITH THE EYE PATCH. (BABY TALK) ARE WOO A PIWATE? (PAINED GRUNTS) SHNIVER ME FLIMBERS! YEP. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. LANEY: SO WHAT NOW, HARD-CORE? COREY: WE SHOW THESE TODDLERS WHO WE WANT THEM TO THINK THEY'RE DEALING WITH. LISTEN UP, DROOL FOOLS! WE'RE GROJBAND, THE TOUGHEST BAND ON THE STREETS OF PEACEVILLE. YOU THINK YOU'RE FRONT PAGE OF THE BAD NEWS? HA! YOU'RE MORE LIKE THAT LITTLE FLYER THAT FALLS OUT AND YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE. AND EVEN IF YOU DID, MAYBE YOU'D BE ALL EXCITED FOR LIKE A SECOND BECAUSE MAYBE THERE'S A SALE ON BUBBLE GUM AND UNICORNS. SO YOU PICK IT UP, BUT THEN YOU SEE IT'S ONLY FOR LAWN CARE. BUT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT... (BABY TALK) BE-CAWS WOO CAN'T WEAD YET. AND EVEN IF YOU COULD, IT STILL WOULDN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN OWN A LAWN. (GROWLS) GACK! GACK! KIN: AGGGHHHHHH! (CHOKING) TWO JUNIOR: IF YOU GUYS ARE THE TOUGHEST THEY COULD SEND - GUH! PEACEVILLE CAN'T HANDLE US! WE'RE BUSTIN' OUT! (ALARM WAILS) (FLEEING SHOUTS) BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: YOU'VE STARTED A JAILBREAK! I'M SURE THEY'LL TIRE THEMSELVES OUT SOON. KIN: AGGGHHH! ♪ I wouldn't count on it ♪ (WELDING SPARKS SIZZLE) OKAY, I HAND-CARVED THE NICK GARGOYLES FOR YOUR LOVE CASTLE WALLS, BUILT A DRAWBRIDGE BECAUSE THEY'RE ROMANTIC, AND WELDED THE DRAWBRIDGE CLOSED SO NICK CAN NEVER LEAVE. (SLURPS) AND WHILE YOU WERE DOING THAT, I DECIDED WE NEED A THOUSAND FOOT TALL STATUE OF NICK WITH A STAIRCASE TO HIS LIPS SO I CAN CLIMB UP AND KISS THEM! A THOUSAND FEET? TO SCALE, RIGHT? YES. IN ULTRA-HEAVY MARBLE. HOBBYING UP THE PERFECT PEACEVILLE IS LIKE SO MUCH FUN. (SIGHS) (FLAMES ROAR, PANICKED SCREAMS) (SCREAMING) AGGGGGHHHHHH! STOP, YOU LITTLE CANDY THIEVES! STOP! (ENGINE SPUTTERS) (PANICKED SCREAMS) LANEY: WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO GET BLAMED FOR THIS. KIN: I THINK WE ALREADY ARE. BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: AFTER BEING RATTED OUT BY THE FRONTMAN'S SISTER, GROJBAND APPEARED TO BE GOING STRAIGHT. BUT IN TRUTH, THEY STARTED WHAT ANY RESPONSIBLE NEWSCASTER WOULD CALL... A RUGRAT RIOT! WE CAN'T LET THESE KIDS WRECK OUR TOWN. KIN: CAN'T WE JUST PRETEND IT'S NOT HAPPENING? I THOUGHT WE COULD FRONT OUR WAY TO CRED, BUT I WAS WRONG. WE NEED TO EARN IT WITH WHAT WE DO BEST. WE NEED TO ROCK THESE KIDS STRAIGHT! LANEY: UM, IF THERE WERE ANY LYRICS AROUND HERE, I'M PRETTY SURE TWO JUNIOR ALREADY STOLE THEM. TWO JUNIOR WANTS TO TAKE OVER A TOWN, AND TRINA'S BUILDING A NICE LITTLE ONE IN THE GARAGE. SEEMS LIKE A RECIPE FOR DIARY ACTION. (POLICE SIRENS WAIL) TWO JUNIOR: (GASPS) THE COPS! TEAR UP, BOYS. WE MIGHT HAVE TO CRY OUR WAY OUTTA THIS. COREY: YOU GUYS NEED A PLACE TO LAY LOW AND HIDE OUT. OUR GARAGE IS PERFECT. TWO JUNIOR: YEAH, SURE. SOME OF MY BOYS GOT BOO-BOOS, AND WE'RE ALL GETTING CRANKY WITHOUT OUR JUICE. SHRUG. I GUESS IT'S OKAY. BUT IF I DON'T GET ALL WIBBLY WHEN I KISS IT, YOU'RE MAKING ANOTHER ONE. BUT THAT TOOK ME TWELVE- THE PRICE OF WIBBLES, MINA. (GARAGE DOOR WHIRS OPEN) SPREAD OUT, CREW. THIS IS OUR NEW CRIB. HEY, SIS. I MET SOME NEW FRIENDS. THEY'RE JUST GONNA HANG OUT FOR A WHILE. WAAAAAHH?! (LICKING THUDS, MILK SPLATS) HEY! EEEEK! GRRR! HEY, OLD LADIES, GET SOME ORANGE SLICES GOING. TRINA: GET OUT OF MY TOWN, YOU TINY STINKBAGS! THIS IS PERFECT PEACEVILLE! POPULATION: ME AND MY DREAMS OF HUNKY NICK MALLORY! YOU MEAN THIS GUY? LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO BE CHANGED. GASP! GRRRRR! Stop pooping on my perfect Peaceville! (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: Corey Riffin, YOU'VE SPARKED TODDLER RAMPAGE AND NOW YOU'RE HIDING THE TINY TERRORS FROM THE LAW? ALL PART OF THE PLAN TO SCARE 'EM PROPER, BUZZ. YOU'LL NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT. WELL, IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS... (RECORD SCRATCHES) (Rapping) ♪ You wanna act tough? ♪ ♪ You think you're real rough? ♪ ♪ I think you're nothin', yo ♪ ♪ And now I'm gonna call your bluff! ♪ ♪ You wanna wreck stuff, you little cream puffs? ♪ ♪ What's up? I just met you and already I've had enough ♪ ♪ So knock it off! (knock it off) ♪ ♪ And smarten up Just knock it off! ♪ ♪ (Say what?) I've had enough ♪ ♪ Knock it off! (knock it off) ♪ ♪ And smarten up, just knock it off ♪ ♪ Because I've had enough, Woo! ♪ ♪ You need to listen up, it's time to straigten up ♪ ♪ Or I swear I'll take away your little sippy cup ♪ ♪ And your blanket and your books ♪ ♪ And your toys and your teddy ♪ ♪ And I'll send you all up to beddy ♪ ♪ 'Cause the big bad world don't care if you're ready ♪ ♪ So knock it off! (knock it off) ♪ ♪ And smarten up! Just knock it off! ♪ ♪ (Say what?) I've had enough ♪ ♪ Knock it off! (knock it off) ♪ ♪ And smarten up! Just knock it off! ♪ ♪ Because I've had enough, Woo! ♪ WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY, KIDS? TWO JUNIOR: TO BE GOOD, OR ELSE! COREY: THAT'S RIGHT. NOW, GET OUTTA HERE. IT'S NAP TIME. BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: YOUR CRAZY PLAN COST THE CITY DOZENS OF DOLLARS IN DAMAGES, BUT GROJBAND HAS SCARED PLAY PENN STRAIGHT. COREY: ALL PART OF THE PLAN, BUZZ. THESE LITTLE GUYS DIDN'T NEED A SPEECH, THEY NEEDED A SHOW. WHAT YOU DID TODAY DESERVES SERIOUS CRED. THANKS, BUZZ, BUT CRED IS FOR REAL. YOU CAN'T KEEP IT REAL WHEN YOU'RE FRONTING. BECAUSE SOON YOU HAVE TO BACK UP THAT FRONT, AND THEN YOU'RE GOING DOWN. AND THAT'S WHAT'S UP. CAN ONE OF YOU TRANSLATE THAT FOR ME? Thanks for coming out, everyone.

Buzz Newsworthy Welcome back to "Scared Proper" with our guest: Ms. Obedience!
Ms. Obedience Check it, Buzz! I got ma name 'cause I was always popular misobeyin' the rules. I had cred.
Buzz Newsworthy And your music was never more popular.
Audience (cheers)
Ms. Obedience Right. But I got bored. I was tired of lookin' for more rules to misobey, so I went straight.
Buzz Newsworthy And your music was never more popular.
Ms. Obedience Wanna see ma new clothin' line?
Laney Penn So all she did was stop breaking rules, and she's a big deal?
Corey Riffin If it worked for her, it can work for us! Grojband is going straight!
Kin Kujira How we doing so far?
Corey I guess we have to be hardcore troublemakers, first. Then we can go straight.
Laney Uh, Core? Troublemakers usually get, you know, punished.
Kon Kujira No way, man! Kin and me ain't going back to detention. We gotta hide, bro!
(Kin opens up Kon and jumps inside him)
Kin Wait a second, we've never even been in detention.
Kon Oh yeah.
(Kon burps Kin out of him)
Kin Ack!
Corey Easy, guys. We just need to pretend like we're trouble. So let's start fronting!
Kin/Kon (gasp) Makeover!
(Wicked Cool Transition)
Trina Riffin Bye, Nick! Have fun at Scooterfest!
Nick Mallory Nick Mallory always has fun at Scooterfest.
(Nick Mallory snaps his fingers, making girls run up to him and carry him away on his scooter)
Trina I can't believe Nick's going out of town. My life is over for a whole weekend!
Mina Beff You should start a hobby to take your mind off Nick.
Trina Totes the best idea, Mins! And I know just the thing! To the craft store!
Mina Really?
(The scene cuts to Kin wearing a sideways hat and a leather jacket, Kon wearing a denim jacket with ripped sleeves and a shirt with a crossed-out smiley face, Corey wearing a sleeveless shirt, gold chain and loose trousers, and Laney with a mohawk and earrings)
Laney You've gotta be kidding me.
Kin How are your jeans staying up?
Corey By the power of pure toughness. OW! UNGH! EE! OW!
(Corey trips over his jeans)
Trina Beat it!

I NEED THE GARAGE TO BUILD A MODEL OF THE PERFECT PEACEVILLE THAT I WANT TO LIVE IN WITH NICK WHEN HE GETS BACK. IT'S A HOBBY. YOU'RE NOT PART OF IT. EXIT NOW!