This is the full version of the song "Ghosts of Clowns." This song was cut WAY shirt for he episode "Creepaway Camp."
The Song[]
Carrie (speaking): Welcome to the underworld! We are The Newmans and It's time we sing to you a little song about one of the most demonic hybrid creature known to man ... Ghosts of clowns!
(Konnie counts them in and Lenny strums his guitar)
Carrie: You can stay in you bed
but these noises are not in your head
what you hear is real
and you are soon to be dead
because they're ghosts!
They're ghosts of clowns!
They are the demons of dread!
(Scary guitar solo with the sounds of ghosts of clowns laughing)
The Newmans: Nowhere to run.
Nowhere to hide.
You're trapped inside of your home
and the ghosts of clowns are inside.
Don't even bother to cherish
your last moments of life
because there's nothing good about them
just a horrific strife
that they have for you.
What they have against you is being alive.
They'll steal your soul and drag you down in a drive
A drive to THE UNDERWORLD!!!
They're ghosts of clowns!!!
(Roaring guitar solo)
Carrie: And in the darkest night,
you can see the light.
you finally know.
what have you that fright.
they're not just ghosts.
they're ghosts of clowns!
who are also dentists.